Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburgHanging with my sweet amourShe came out with a lions roarYelling, Im going to the corner store,Be back at quarter to fourDont slam your pinkies in the drawerShe can be like a maiden from the days of yoreHanging out at studio 54Break dancing on the slick brick disco floorWith lionel richieWho, by the way, was a commodoreOne time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle tooth boarWho couldnt breat right since the vietnam warThen she played chinese checkers with skeletorAnd went camping with eva gaborShes my sweet beatriceShes my sweet beatriceShes my sweet beatriceAnd shes coming homeI got a picture of her down by the seashoreWearing a bikini made of purple velourHer hairs up like conway twittys pompadourWith the smile of guy lefleurShe got the ups and downs like an elevatorBut deep inside shes a marshmellow smoreCan bake a cake as big as jupitorEither or, neithor norShell share it with your labradorShe can run faster than a blazing meteorLoves winnie the pooh and his friend eeyoreCan make a pipe out of an apple coreThats a trick she learned from roberto parrishDown in ecuadorYou know why?Shes my sweet beatriceShes my sweet beatriceShes my sweet beatriceAnd shes coming homeWell, for sure she opened the doorWhipped out a 3-ft fishing lureSexually, that made me insecureLike the time I was a roadieOn elton johns tourShe said, lets go catch some piscatore!I said, beatrice, you dont eat fish no more.She said, by god, youre right!So we took ourselves a snoreAnd when we woke up 10 hours laterWe made love du jourShes my sweet beatriceShes my sweet beatriceShes my sweet beatriceAnd she came homeShe likes to clean out the attic every now and thenShes gonna knit me a brand new golfing bagWe gonna watch ourselves a john wayne movieThen we gonna free all the doggies at the kennelShe gonna try on my third grade mittensShell keep em on even though theyre way too smallWell, she aint never gonna hurt meShe aint never gonna let me downShe aint never gonna tell nobodyIm afraid of birds and spidersWell, bea-bea-bea-beatriceBea-bea-bea-beatriceBea-bea-bea-beatriceBea-bea-bea-beatriceBea-bea-bea-beatriceBea-bea-bea-beatriceAnd she loves pat summerall
