Adam Sandler - Technical Foul Lyrics
Look you got to understand its just been me and lan over 67 yearsSo she gets nervous around strangers I wouldnt show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you 2 guys back to the laboratoryUHHH.Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow them or youll find yourself out of here,Ya ya yaThis might be harder then I thoughtIf youre coming from street, with dirty shoes on your feetThats a technical foulIf you switch the radio, to some un-music showThats a technical foulIf you dont shut the door, after using the fridge-er-a-torThats a technical foul, A technical foulIf you touch the thermostat, youll get hit with a batCause thats a technical foul (Youll feel my wrath)If your hair clogs the drain, (youll know the meaning of pain)Cause thats a technical foul (Ill show you no mercy)Ohh this is such bull shitaHey In this house we say bull stickOr its a technical foul, A technical foulLet me get this straight, you expect me to change my entire life style in one night, because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks!YOU GOT IT BUB.OR YOU CAN NO LONG MAGOTAL OR SUB WITH YOUR YANKIDOODLE.Well I dont want to do that, but let me run a few questions by you so I dont screw up accidentally.If I dont spray Lysol, after moving a bowl,Thats a technical foul.Okay!If I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel,Thats a technical foul.Wait say Hieney.If I make fun of your crazy feeties,Or give sugar cookies to Mrs. Diabetes,Thats not a leer technical foul.Or possibly a homicideCan I sleep past three?If you do that youll get a TTake a wiz in those flowers?Ill say hit the showers.Use this
