Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler and allen covertRichie: so ya doin good?Samantha: ya, Im fine, how bout you?Richie: how good could I be? I havent seen you in three hours.Samantha: ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dads down the hall, and he doesnt want me on the phone. so if I hang up on you, its just because hes coming.Richie: ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi...[she hangs up phone][phone rings]Richie: hello?Samantha: sorry, I thought he was coming.Richie: thats ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meetSamantha: umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights.Richie: well thats ok, Ill come by and get you. lets say around...[she hangs up phone]Richie: come on..[phone rings]Richie: hey.Samantha: sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.Richie: thats ok. well look, uh.. what was I saying? oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..[she hangs up the phone again]Richie: give me a break...[phone rings]Richie: hello.Samantha: sorry. it was just my dog.Richie: hey, whats your dads problem anyways!? why cant we talk?Samantha: he just thinks Im on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, I gotta go.Richie: dont hang up!Samantha: richie, I cant talk!Richie: no, Im sick of this! put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.Samantha: its not my dad.Richie: what? well, whos there? why cant you talk?Samantha: uh, just look richie, someone is here.Richie: whos there? is it a guy!?Samantha: richie!Richie: I knew it! Ill kill him! put him on the phone!Samantha: oh.. its just.. hold on.[hands phone to guy]Richie: hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samanthas my girl!Youd better stay away from her or Ill make you wish you were never born!Buffoon: *****in shit!Richie: yeah, *****in shit is right buddy! dont think Im kidding around, man! Im crazy! Ill smash your head in! I swear to god!Buffoon: one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button.Richie: yeah, well thats too bad! but Im still gonna come over there and beat your face in![richie slams down phone]Samantha: what happened? was he mad?Buffoon: my neighbors dog has a four inch clit!Samantha: oh buffoon, youre the coolest. [whispering] I love you...
