Adam Sandler - The Buffoon & The Valedictorian Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler and jennifer lienAnd now the buffoons date at the drive-in with the schools valedictorian.Valedictorian: I really appreciate youre asking me out. most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement.Buffoon: this movie sucks shit!Valedictorian: well, ebel gave it thumbs up, but ciscel thought it was too preachy. anyway, I enjoyed the directors last film immensly.Buffoon: cathleen turner has big *****in tits!Valedictorian: yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. she looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesnt she?Buffoon: I put a firecracker in a bullfrogs mouth and blew his *****in head off.Valedictorian: well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process.Buffoon: that girl in the *****ing car in front of us, she gives everybody head.Valedictorian: well, I guess shes strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.[buffoon eating popcorn]Buffoon: this popcorns *****in terrible. it tastes like someone jizzed all over it.[buffoon continues to eat popcorn]Valedictorian: well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play aDish prank.Buffoon: I looked at my ***** in the mirror today. it blew my *****in mind!Valedictorian: its ironic that parts of ones body seems odd and unusual because you dont see them on a day to day basis.Buffoon: my fathers shit stinks up the bathroom all *****in day!Valedictorian: its puzzling why one persons fecal odor can be more overpowering than anothers. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that persons internal metabolisOt;Buffoon: Im gonna go get head from that *****in girl.[gets out of the car]Valedictorian: well, Im sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion.[buffoon walking away]I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue.Buffoon: I like to piss in that guys *****in gas tank!Valedictorian: bye bye! have fun.[buffoon continues to walk away]
