Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song Lyrics
Performed by adam sandlerOkay...This is a song that uhh..Theres a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh..Not too many chanukah songs.So uhh..I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who dont get to hear any chanukah songs.Here we go...Put on your yarmulkeHere comes chanukahSo much funukahTo celebrate chanukahChanukah is the festival of lightsInstead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nightsWhen you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas treeHeres a list of people who are jewish just like you and meDavid lee roth lights the menorahSo do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ahGuess who eats together at the carnegie deliBowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelliPaul newmans half jewish, goldie hawns half tooPut them together, what a fine lookin jewYou dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rockcause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewishPut on your yarmulkeIts time for chanukahThe owner of the seattle supersonicahsCelebrates chanukahO.j. simpson, not a jewBut guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he convertedWe got ann landers and her sister dear abbyHarrison fords a quarter jewish- not too shabbySome people think that ebenezer scrooge isWell hes not, but guess who isAll three stoogesSo many jews are in showbizTom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent isTell your friend veronicaIts time to celebrate chanukahI hope I get a harmonicahOh this lovely, lovely chanukahSo drink your gin and tonicahAnd smoke your marijuanikahIf you really, really wannakahHave a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukahHappy chanukah
