Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song Lyrics
Performed by adam sandlerContributed by marc lachancePut on your yarmulkeIts time for chanukahSo much funnakaTo celebrate chanukahChanukah is the festival of lightsInstead of one day of presentsWe get eight crazy nightsWhen you feel like the only kid in townWithout a christmas treeHere's a new list of people who are jewishJust like you and meWinona ryder,Drinks manischewitz wineThen spins a draydle with ralph lauren and calvin kleinGuess who gives and receivesLoads of chanukah toysThe girls from veruca salt and all three beastie boysLenny kravitz is half jewish,Courtney love is half tooPut them togetherWhat a funky bad ass jewWe got harvey keitelAnd flash dancer jennifer bealsYasmine bleeth from baywatch is jewishAnd yes her *****s are realPut on your yarmulkaIts time for chanukah2 time ocsar winning dustin hoffmanakaCelebrates chanukahO.j. simpsonStill not a jewBut guess who is,The guy who does the voice for scooby dooBob dylan was born a jewThen he wasn'tBut now he's back,Mary tyler moore's husband is jewish'cause we're pretty good in the sack.Guess who got bar-mitzvahedOn the pga tourNo i'm not talking about tiger woodsI'm talkin' about mr. happy gilmore.So many jews are in the show bizBruce springsteen isn'tBut my mother thinks he is.Tell the world-amanakaIt's time for chanukahIt's not pronounced ch-nakahThe c is silent in chanukahSo get your hooked on phonicaGet drunk in tijuanakaIf you really really wannakaHave a happy happy happy happy chanukah!
