Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler and taraTranscribed by big brother.[setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background]And now the excited southerner proposes to a girl.Girl: you wanted to ask me something?Excited southerner: yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that youre -- very pretty girl, and i, I -- hoo -- youthe -- weve known each other for so long now, and-uh, its abIme that the two of us -- were both getting older right now, and-uh, and I dont want to die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, conceE on what Im trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you dont have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there,Im, the-, im, Im -- hoo, honeymoon in the poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you dont have to do what you dont want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday youre going to love mD that -- thats fi-- til death do us part i, well get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --Girl: look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? because Im just not ready for that kind of commitment.Excited southerner: coooooo.
