Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song Lyrics
Jabawokee ding dongSlip slap sleeDipstick paddywhackPee pee googalee geePolly wolly sling slangSkooey dibbely dooWing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n ChongHop hip kagagoogooHickory dickory slickory flip flapDip skip to my LouFlim flam wham blam Sam bam CunninghamWhack snack koochie koochie kooPlus you gotta dip, you gotta doodleYou gotta eat Grandma's stroodle'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratchYou gotta gish, you gotta gashYou gotta wax Grandma's mustacheAnd lay out her socksTo make sure they matchWhoa, you gotta help out your GrandmaSlappety dappety sling skism skasmBing bang booA yip, a yap, a snippety snapWalla, walla scrappy dappy dooPiddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddleAwhee clunkety clangA plop, a fizz, a whackety whizChitty chitty bang wang langZippity doo dang lipidee ayOompa loompa dooA piggly wiggly doodaStinky winky linky foo man chooPlus you gotta dip, you gotta doodleYou gotta shave Grandma's poodle'Cause Grandma would do the same for youYou gotta libby, you gotta labbyYou gotta hug Grandma, even though she's flabby'Cause you should know Grandma's are people tooWhoa, you gotta love your GrandmaNow if you listened to the words of this songYou know they're coming straight from the heartNever make fun of your GrandmaEven when she rips a juicy fartAnd remember to dip you gotta doodleYou gotta stop playing with your noodle'Cause Grandma said it will make you go blindYou gotta gipper, you gotta giperYou gotta change Grandma's diaperAnd then pretend that you really didn't mindWhoa, respect to the Grandma
