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Bob Rivers - Bowel Moves Lyrics

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  • I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds,
  • Pants too tight, seams bustin' out.
  • Just had a big burrito with beans and rice,
  • Salsa on top, with some extra spice,
  • Lots of extra spice.
  • Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy,
  • Sat on the cold seat, thought I was ready,
  • Workin' on crosswords and readin' the news.
  • Workin' on a bowel move.
  • Tryin' to move some backed-up drive-through food.
  • Workin' on a bowel move.
  • And it was takin' time.
  • Unhhhhhhhhh.
  • I was up last night tryin' to make some thunder.
  • How long would it take? I sat and wondered.
  • Started readin' a magazine from 1962....
  • Yet I'm waitin' on a bowel move,
  • 'Cause I'm all bound up from cheese that's turned to glue.
  • Prayin' for a bowel move.
  • I'm out of paper again.
  • Bowel move.
  • Unhhhh....
  • (Bowel move) Ain't it funny how it takes so much time...
  • (Bowel move) For a bowel move.
  • (Bowel move) I wanna remember; I wanna remember;
  • I wanna remember.
  • (Bowel move) I should have brought my camera.
  • Ohhh ohhhh...
  • Ooooooooo hunh...
  • Ohhhhhh yeah, yeah, yeah...heah...
  • Uh huh...
  • Huh huh

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