Bob Rivers - The Restroom Door Said, Lyrics
The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside,I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride.I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.What could be worse?Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.The restroom door said gentleman it must have been a gag,As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag.She sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag,I could tell, this wouldn't be my day.What can I say?It just wasn't turning out to be my day.The restroom door said gentleman and I'd would like to find,The crummy little CREEP who had the nerve to switch the signs.'Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind,Now I can't, sit with comfort and joy.Boy oh boy.Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.