Bob Rivers - Wrong Foot Amputated Lyrics
Wrong foot amputatedWrong foot amputatedHe got the wrong foot amputatedThe doctor had compassion he tried to cure my diseaseI was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at easeThey put me on a gurney in a hospital gownThey gave me anesthetic and they set my legs down"You won't fell a thing" is what the doctor told me"Were gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off"Hey man you must be kidding me, take a lookHe got the wrong foot amputatedHey you should have cut the other knee, take a bowHe got the wrong foot amputatedHey that leg was mine, you mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the timeHey this ain't my day