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Bob Rivers - Who Put The Stump? Lyrics

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  • I'd like to find the guy
  • Who done me wrong
  • And stuck my faget arse up
  • On this Christmas tree.
  • Who put the stump
  • In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
  • Who took and jammed it
  • In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
  • Who stood the wood
  • Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
  • Who put the stick
  • Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
  • Who was that man?
  • He shoved it up my can
  • And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
  • When this angel heard
  • Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
  • A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
  • Those pine tree needles sting me,
  • Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
  • You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
  • So who put the stump
  • In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
  • Who took and jammed it
  • In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
  • Who stood the wood
  • Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
  • Who put the stick
  • Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
  • Who took that bush
  • And crammed it in my tush?
  • He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
  • Each night when I'm alone,
  • Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
  • Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
  • It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
  • And every time I wiggle,
  • Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
  • A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
  • (Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
  • Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
  • Slipty-din-de-din
  • Poopity poopity shoop ...)

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