Bob Rivers - Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas Lyrics
Yo YoJingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the wayOh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LAIs this a white Christmas,Hell no my man,Im leavin blood in the snowAnd smackin fat menYou mean Santa?That boys a ---------He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a -----For real, hes no joke, the guy dont playHe tried to---------- way more than a one- horse sleighLaughin all the way, but hes not laughin todayWell jingle more than his-----------Even the elves will payCome Christmas EveOl Nicks a gonnerWell be snackin on deer----Blitzen and DonnerNot a question of when not even a maybeHave a drunk Miss ClausSay they jinglin, baby!Givin new meaning to Ho ho hoShake them ---s, girlBumpin booty in the snowSo watch out Santa, you jolly old trollWell be strippin that sleighAnd leave you the coalJingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the wayOh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top ChevroletJingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin all the wayOh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LAYou playin reindeer games?Hell, yeah my friendGrab Rudolphs horns and see how far they bendWhen his nose turns redHis----gets sent back out to the woods with his fat elf RandallSanta Claus wouldnt list me as niceIn fact hell have me listed as naughty twiceNot cause of the fights or Christmas gift heistBut because of all the -----got left on his wifeIts time for Old Nick to move and retireBefore we roast his ----on a big ass fireYes Im that badYes I m that crudeI mean your ass is hugeLose weight for real dudeAll the cookies