Bob Rivers - Honda Accord Lyrics
And now, I'm going to do a song with great social and political influence.it goes like this...Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.Mercedes insurance I cannot afford.If I drove a Porche, I'd still be ignored.So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.Oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants.The breasts that you gave me don't shake when I dance.Them doctors make mountains out of hills made for ants.So oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants.Oh Lord, won't you buy me a good looking male.My boyfriend is lazy, and big as a whale.Spends all of my money (when he's not in jail).Oh Lord, won't you buy me a good looking male...Everybody...Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.Mercedes insurance I cannot afford.My car's held together by a big bungee cord...So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.That's it