Bob Rivers - Mr. Magoo Lyrics
Got a flat in TimbuktuWaiting for AAAAnd I saw that single headlight through the rainFlagged the geezer in the car down,He was going the wrong wayWe sped away and left rubber on all four lanesHe pulled a quick u-turn,And hit a pickup from MontanaWhile plowin' down a fire hydrant tooWindshield wipers slappin' timeAs he committed several traffic crimesThis man's like a one man wreckin' crewSpeedin's just a little bit of what he put me throughHe went off the road and hit a treeYeah drivin' can't be easy when you're 4 foot 2.Drivin's not that difficult to do,But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. MagooWhen we drove right through a coal mineAnd hit a school bus filled with nunsWe dragged along a string of traffic polesThrough all kinds of weatherThrough eighteen hit and runsI still love that babyKept us on the runOne day he lost his specsOh lord! He let 'em slip awayStill lookin' for them glassesI hope he finds them.Well Id trade all of my tomorrows for some Dramamine todayI just hope they know which body bag is mine.Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me throughHis drivin', you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeahHe' s swervin' and he's weaving', and he doesn't have a clueYou know divans not that difficult to doBut it's difficult to do if you're Mr. MagooOh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcutOh look out, oh look out,Oh look out, oh look out,Oh look out, watch out nowMr. Magoo