Bob Rivers - Read It In The Tabloids Lyrics
I bet you're wondering how I knewThat Prince Charles and Lady Di were through.Was waiting in line at the grocery store.Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore.And it took me by surprise I must sayWhen I found out the Pope was gay.I read it in the tabloids.Elvis Presley's doing just fine.They put it in the tabloids.Got a look at Fergi's *****s, my my.Honey, honey, yeah.You know JFK didn't really die.They got a picture and he looks all right.And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET.This woman had a kid at a hundred and three.And you could have seen it all for yourself'Cause it's right there upon the shelf.Oh, I read it in the tabloids.You know Madonna used to be a boy.I saw it in the tabloidsRight next to a cure for hemorrhoids.Honey, honey, yeah