Bob Rivers - What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells Lyrics
Its worse than DiscoIts worse that Achy Breaky Fever TooThis is L. A. M. E.If I gotta hear this stupid little song again Ill dieBut its on next to me I dont know whereLooks like its Sheryl Crow or nothingAnd this songs sure a big oneAn Im sure that its catchy, its gotta be making moneyBut its burnt crispy to meand I wonder if Ill hear it everydayfor the rest of my whole lifeWell a sappy D. J. Intros this songIm dangerously close to a radio speakerBut I turn it of quick with this crowbarAll I wanna do is trash this songI gotta feeling Im not the only oneWhat I wanna do is load my gunGimme that CD Ill put some holes in oneIts no longer new, Its overdoneIt gives me a headache, and Im not the only oneAll I wanna do is smash this tuneAnd when this song comes onRip the stereo right out of my carAnd if I hum this oneRip my hair right out and kick me real hard!