Cheech & Chong - Black Lassie Lyrics
Feat. Johnnie StashHi, I'm Johnny StashAnd I'm here to sing aboutA great American dogBlack LassieHit it, CarlShe was born in the Detroit ghettoDuring the riots of '65Her daddy was a big fat alley ratBut he could lick a dog twice his sizeHer mama wasA long legged AfghanAnd she came from theHigh class part of townBut late at nightWhen the moon got brightHer and the ratReally went to townBlack Lassie, fat and sassyShe started poor, awBut now she's richShe's the queenOf the doggy worldBlack Lassie is a ghetto(Sssh, don't you say it)But I'm talking about Black LassieNow I want everybody to listenWhile Carl plays with his wa-waThat was Carl and his wa-waThank you very much, CarlThat's just fineYou can stop now, CarlCarl, you can stop nowGimme that wa-wa, CarlDon't you ever try to play when I'mSinging about a great American dogBlack Lassie, fat and sassyShe started poor, awBut now she's richShe's the queen ofAll the doggys in the worldBecause Black LassieShe's a ghetto(Sssh, don't you say it)But I'm talking about Black LassieA great AmericanHalf dog, half ratDon't mess with herBecause she'a a real (shut up)Aw, shut up, yourselfI wasn't gonna say *****I'm talking about Black LassieI can just see little Timmy nowStanding in front of that liquor storeCalling his dogHere, Black LassieHere, Black LassieCome over here, girlGet out that trashcanAnd come over hereWoo, you stink, where you beenIn that store, playing with men againCome over here, girlI got a cheeseburger for youThat's right, sit upAw, that's a good girlAw, God, you're uglyThose beady eyesBut I love you, girlSpeak for me, girlSpeak for meI love you
