Cheech & Chong - Sister Mary Elephant Lyrics
Good morning, classGood morning, classClass, good, shut up!Thank youAs you know your regular teacherSister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacationHowever she does send her love,And these finger paintings and dust cloths she is makingI am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary ElephantClass, attention, attention, class, class, shut up!Thank youYoung man, now give me that knife, thank youNow class, you all know who I amSo let's find out who you areClass, class, shut up!Thank youNow class, Sister Rosetta has informed meThat your assignment for the last two monthsHas been to write an essay entitled'How I Spent My Summer Vacation'Who would like to read theirs before the class?Class, class, cla, shut up!Thank youYoung man in the first row, stand upState your name and read your essayWho me?Yes, read your essay, pleaseUh, I don't have it finished yetWell then, read what you have, young manOkay, the first day on my vacationWhat I did on my summer vacationThe first day on my vacation, I woke upThen I went downtown to look for a jobThen I hung out in front of the drugstoreThe second day on my summer vacation, I woke upThen I went downtown to look for a jobThen I hung out in front of the drugstoreThe third day on my summer vacation, I woke up(Now that's fine, young man)Then I went downtown to look for a job(That's fine, young man)Then I got a job(Young man, young man, young man)Then I hung out in front of the drugstoreThe fourth day on myShut up!Thank youNow class, I have a surprise for youI'm going to read you some poemsOut of this lovely book of poetryThe sun kisses the morning skiesThe birds kiss the butterfliesThe dew kisses the morning grassClass, class, cla...Wake up!I gotta go to the can, man
