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Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin' Lyrics

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  • Wooo
  • (spoken)
  • You know a man does have to eat him somethin'
  • I love candy bars...eat them all the time
  • My combo meal's are super-sized
  • And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang ding dongs
  • mmmm
  • My cholesterol is off the chart
  • I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm
  • Doctor says that my poor heart won't last too long
  • My nickname in school was double wide
  • Cause my momma fried...
  • Now I weigh 270 somethin'
  • Always huffin and puffin
  • Lay around the house all day
  • No wonder I can't lose no weight
  • See that pizza on the TV
  • Oh man don't it look cheesy
  • You know they deliver here for nothin'
  • That's why I weigh 270 somethin'
  • My insurance said that they'd co-pay
  • I made the same appointment Carnie Wilson made
  • Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off
  • He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube
  • I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon
  • When I came to in the recovery room
  • Wuddn't much left of me
  • When he removed the bandages from my thighs
  • I couldn't believe my eyes
  • Now I weigh 180 somethin'
  • Didn't have to do much of nothin'
  • I'm lookin' like Jean Claude Van Damme
  • To fit in a pair Mark Wills' pants
  • Now everyone who sees me
  • Can't believe that I'm so skinny
  • My body fat is nearly nothin'
  • Ha ha
  • Now that I weigh 180 somethin'
  • WOOO
  • Ha Ha
  • Now I date a model with a GED
  • But do you think she'd be with me
  • I wonder (I wonder)
  • If I (If I)
  • Still weighed...270 somethin'
  • Stuffin down blueberry muffins
  • Onion rings and cans of SPAM
  • That's how I got so fat
  • Now everyone who sees me
  • Can't believe that I'm so skinny
  • I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin'
  • Back when I weighed 270 somethin'
  • Now I weigh 180 somethin'
  • (spoken)
  • Ah...well it's probably like more like around 225-26
  • None of y'all's business how much I weigh
  • Huh huh...

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