Cledus T. Judd - The Change Lyrics
Parody of For A Change by Neal McCoy (S. SeskinS. Sherrill). Love This Town Music (ASCAP)All Over Town MusicTree Publishing Co.,Inc.New Wolf Music (BMI)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music(BMI) Chris Clark Publishing Designee.It Seems like all my lifeI've wanted to be a wifeSo I went under the knifeAnd it really changed my lifeEver since that Oprah showI've been wantin' me a changePanty hose a time or two...What?Garter belts and high heel shoes...No you di'intWore a big beehive hairdo...Stop!So they kicked me out of school...Don't go there!Everybody knew I was acting pretty strangeSince the changeThey hardly recognize meEven got a brand new nameI swear! I feel a little lighterSince I went from Jim to JaneIt takes a while to get used to this'Cause right now I'm still in painI was an unhappy manBefore the changeRock my world little country boy, those Wrangler butts drive me nuts, uh!Girlfriend I must confess...Go aheadLast night I was in a mess...What happened?My date, he was impressed...Huh-uhUntill I got undressed...HuuuuhWhen he saw my hairy chest...Uh-hoo-hoo-hooHe said,