Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups Lyrics
A one D, two D, parody of TobyNow double D cups are utterly incredibleAt Mardi Gras and Spring Break they're usually quite visibleBut you there sweet lady have a good set of breasticlesAre they real? I don't have to askHey double D cups may look inflatableAnd whether they're paid for is often debatableBut on tons of websites they're always downloadableAs well as Kim Kardashian's AssDouble D cups, six thousand bucksWe'll credit card 'em, go ahead and charge 'emI love you double D cups, can't get enoughI'm glad I bought 'em, so glad I bought 'emI like 'em in tank tops, I like 'em in sweatersI like when they point like an Irish SettlerDouble D cups have never looked betterBut I can't seem to get luckyYeah I must admit that ladies with big 'unsMore than a few times had my name writtenOn them with a sharpie when they see fittin'But they're all usually quite chubbyDouble D cups, hope they don't bustGood lordy, lordy, you're such a hottieI love them double D cups, can't get enoughOh what a body, oh what a bodyWell, nothing against those who were not as blessedAnd may never win a wet t-shirt contestBut when it comes to double D's I confessThey're the "va" in my "vavoo"Double D cups can be saline and plasticThe bigger, the better, they sure look bootasticAnd though they might make it hard to do gymnasticsI mean it when I look at them and say:Double D cups, you're more than just jugs. Bazoons, cans, baby feeders, tata's, milkshakes, pink nose puppies, hooters, watermelons, twinner sausages, blouse bunnies. Whatever you are you're still my friends, my life long friends, both of you even the slightest small one.I love them double D cups in bras that push upLike Dolly Pardon, like Dolly PardonWe love those double D cups, can't get enoughThey're kinda gaudy, oh what a bodyDouble D cups x7
