Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time Lyrics
Oh Gosh, Here We Go AgainA Fella can't get no rest around this jointWell, she got up this mornin' at 6 a.m.She was as grumpy as can beNot a snowballs chance of sleepin' late'Cuz she started vacuumingSaid: "Get your lazy butt up CledusYou gotta take me to the mallDon't forget to bring them credit cards'Cuz I'm a'gonna use 'em all"Wives do it all the timeWe can't meet all their demandsA bunch of female General SchwarzkopfsA'barkin' off their commandsThey spend all our money it's a mysteryHow us menfolk can surviveOh why do we can't tell if they break a nailWives do it all the timeOh, her makeup's scattered all over the place& the bathrooms a cloud of dustDidn't leave no gas in my pick up& she hates the way I get my hair cutYou know you sure are a cold one babyYou get green with jealousyWhen I steal your Victoria SacretOr what Mindy on CMTWives do it all the timeWe can't meet all their demandsYou know they loose all their sweetnessWhen we give 'em that weddin' bandThey spend all our money it's a mysteryHow us menfolk can surviveWell they never fail to find a saleWives do it all the timeWell she might just get frisky tonightSo I won't get nowhere near her& if she says: "Cledy, come on to bed"I'll pretend I don't hear herOOOOOOThey spend all our money it's a mysteryHow us menfolk can surviveBeats all I ever saw they'll bankrupt us allWives do it all the timeYeah wives do itAll the time, all the timeWives do itAll the time, all the timeWives do itAll the time, all the timeWives do itMine does it all the time
