Cledus T. Judd - Christ-mas Lyrics
I don't want another fruitcakeI don't need another ugly tie, noHeard they had a sale on go-kartsDown at Walmart, ho ho, a good buyGot no money in my pocketCan't believe it's ChristmastimeIt's the crowds that bug meStuck in traffic like thisIt's kids causing a commotionIt's shop-at-your-own-riskIt's that Tickle Me ElmoIt's dang unfindableChristmas, Christmas, unshoppableChristmas, ChristmasThey can make a fellow uptightI must have been to fifteen stores or moreAll I wanted was a LiteBriteBut they sold out last night, of courseTried to buy my kids a swing setI'll be broke forever more'Tis the season of giving'Tis that time of year'Twas the night before Christmas'Twas a pain in the rearIt's that credit card paymentIt's (uhh) unpayableChristmas, Christmas, returnableChristmas, ChristmasYou'll see Santa hop the rooftopsRudolph's nose will be glowing so brightThere's a whole lot of parents losing sleepNothing's silent about this night, ohChristmas is pure promotionLet us not forget whyWe're all out shoppingWe're all out buyingIt's the off-key carolingGrandma's mistletoe kissIt's that one string of lightbulbsYou can't ever get litIt's that gallon of eggnogIt's (ugh) undrinkableChristmas, Christmas, decorateableChristmas, ChristmasIt's the things you buy me, babyIt's the things I buy you, darlingIt's the crowds that bug meStuck in traffic like thisIt's kids causing a commotionIt's shop-at-your-own-riskIt's that Faith Hill CDThey're all sold-outableChristmas, Christmas, beautifulChristmas, ChristmasIt's the things you buy me, babyIt's the things I buy you, darling!
