Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back For This Lyrics
Parody Of Did I Shave My Legs For This? by Deana Carter (Deana CarterRhonda Hart) PolyGram (ASCAP)Door Number Two Music (ASCAP)Miller Moo (BMI).New lyrics by Cledus T. JuddChris ClarkAdam Dread, Cledus Crap AnthemsLa-Po Music, Inc. (SESAC)Of Music, Inc. (ASCAPMan Of Leisure Music (BMI)A mason jar full of shineA CD of Leann RhimesIs what I bought for our anniversary tonightNow here I stand with my petunias in handAnd you've got a headache againI hit a yard sale cut my toenailsTrimmed my nose hairs just rightI thought you'd be impressedBy my new hunting vestBut there's no chance tonightIt ain't the first time this yearIt'll be the TV and beerI about forgot what's its like to be hereAs I sleep on the floorWhile she sniffles and snoresDid I shave my back for thisOh man Aww wooThis things duller than a dag burn butter knifeNow I'll bet she'll regretThat she didn't letMe take her to that motel with a poolYou know its so hard to findFree HBO and ShowtimeAnd them vibrating beds sure are coolI souped up my RVFired up my FlobeeTrimmed my toupee just rightI tried self tanning cream it turned my skin greenUh you know the directions uh said that it mightWell its a mystery to meWhy she don't like Cledus T.Most find me hard to resistI'm wearing my brand new drawersAnd wondering what the heck forDid I shave my back for thisDEE-ANNADid I shave my back for thisOhh ohh ohh(Coughs)
