Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein Lyrics
Christopher Clark, Of Music (ASCAP)HANKENSTEINMidnight in MontgomeryFull moon shining on a shackFor a country music legend is about to be brought backCledus got the idea from the late night creature featureAnd figured he would foller a similar procedureHANKENSTEINNow laid on the table is the body of a manIn a white suitCowboy bootsAnd a guitar in his handHe's hooked up to a tractor with a set of jumper cablesAnd if anything could start a cold cold heart a John Deere should be able.HANKENSTEINNow what's about to happen here is nothin' less than shockinWith a record player in the corner blaring Hey Good Lookin'That foot began to tap along with that old 45And you can hear old Cledus yelling UH OH HE'S ALIVE!!!!!CHORUS:HANKENSTEINHe's a honky-tonkin monsterHANKENSTEINHe's a honky-tonkin monsterHANKENSTEINHe's a honky-tonkin monsterHANKENSTEINIn no time Hankenstein was mo-anin' the bluesAnd Cledus has decided it's time to spread the newsThey'll hit the road and put on shows all over the nationYeah, he's gonna be the next country music sensationHANKENSTEINEveryone still loves to hear the tale of old KawligaAnd they all sing and dance when he cuts loose on JambalayaPlaying on the Opry stage was his final testNow Hankenstein has become a monster successCHORUSLovesick in a hotel on the Mason Dixon LineHankenstein is sitting there so lonesome he could cryHe's had it with the life he leads singing all them tunesNow he's out there somewhere honky tonkin howlin at the moonCHORUSHANKENSTEIN -ac
