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Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk A Cow Lyrics

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  • I was always a lazy one, a Southern Californian
  • But I've some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line
  • So this summer just for fun hopped in my Delorian
  • And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time
  • I thought that I would be hunting and fishing
  • I misunderstood him somehow
  • So far there's nothing but chores here to mention
  • I didn't mind feeding the sows
  • Chorus:
  • How do you milk a cow? (2x)
  • I wasn't in FFA
  • This cow must think I'm crazy up under it this way
  • I'm sitting here a-pulling but there ain't nothing coming out
  • Oh-me-i-ee-i-o
  • How do you milk a cow?
  • I love it here in Tennesse
  • But these farmers all make fun of me
  • Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car
  • So I got myself a four wheel drive Learned to spotlight deer at night
  • And I've got shearing sheep right down to an art
  • One things for sure I hate shoveling manure
  • It gets all over my overalls
  • Them horses need shoeing I hear Bessy mooing
  • so I thought maybe I'd ask you all
  • Chorus:
  • How do you milk a cow? (2x)
  • I think its safe to say a man could get arrested for this in L.A.
  • This heifer must be empty cause she ain't putting out
  • Oh-me-i-ee-i-o
  • How do you milk a cow?
  • This song is absolutely an UDDER disaster
  • I hope I don't get mad cow disease
  • How do you milk a cow?
  • I no longer care I'm getting sick and tired of smelling DAIRY AIR
  • I'm heading back to Cali and I'm turning in my plow
  • Oh-me-i-ee-i-o
  • How do you milk a cow?

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