Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine Lyrics
Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. TwainR. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)Chris Clark Publishing Designee.This is what Cledus T. wants...If Shania was mineWouldn't be proud of meCouldn't hardly blame herCuz I'm so derned uglyBut on our first dateWe could have a good timeIf I got her on the moonshineIf Shania was mineSay it fit just rightThough my polyester suit was just a little too tightAnd there's no wayI'd have a bad hair dayCuz I'd buy a new toupee'Oh, I'd love to seduce herBut she married her producerNow all I do is pray, pray, pray!She'll get a deevorce somedayIf Shania was mineI'd probably lose my mindIf she only squeezed me, teased mePleased me one good timeAnd if she only knewAll the things I'd doI'd be the lawn mowin, crop growinTater peelin, house cleanin kindIf Shania was mineHa huhIf Shania was mineShe'd have to agreeCan't no one cook road kill better than meAdd a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatbackShe'd say
