Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size Lyrics
(Performed by Waite Gaines and Patricia Earwood)Parody of "In Another's Eyes" by Garth Brooks/Patricia Yearwood (Bobby Wood/John Peppard/G. Brooks) Rio Bravo Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cat's Eye Music Ltd. (admin. by Rio Bravo Music, Inc.) (BMI)/Major Bob Music Co, Inc/No Fences Music (admin. by Major Bob Music Co., Inc.) (ASCAP)New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Foray Caretaker Music (BMI)I need another sizeCause I'm someone whoHas eat too much for these size 32sGonna bust out the seamsFrom too many friesNeed another sizeYe-ea-ea-eaMiss Patricia EarwoodYou need another sizeAt least try some ohCause believe you meYou ain't skin and bonesYour britches way too smallTo fit them Calvin KleinsYou need another sizeYe-ea-ea-eaI need another sizeCause I'm afraid that I can't breatheThese skin tight starch new WranglersLook like they're painted on meI need to jazzerciseBut I'm way too lazy toCause every time I look my belly's proofI need another sizeOh need another sizeCause folks stare at meThere in the buffet lineWhere it's all you can eatThe scales don't lieYou lost the Phen Phen fightNeed another sizeYe-ea-ea-eaAnd what they don't seeThese pants are killing meI need a trainer and a nurse my blood pressure's high'Cause in another sizeI can double up on sweetsThey've got to make some Wranglers that will fit my physiqueBut they don't specializeIn pants the size of parachutesSo I guess I'll walk around in my birthday suitTill they make another sizeNeed another sizeWe need another size
