Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies Lyrics
Parody of "Just Another Day In Paradise" by Phil Vassar (P. Vassar/Craig Wiseman)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" ClarkWriters screaminPhones ringinMy lawyer says that the mailman's bringing me a stack of cease and desistMan I'm getting sick and tired of thisAfter my last albumMy accountantSaid I owed about a hundred thousandIn legal bills retainer feesWish everybody'd stop suing meCause all I did was take a hit songSwear I didn't know itWhen I rewrote itThat I was doing anything wrongWell if Phil Vassar's mad at meWell it's just another day in parodiesWell there's no song that's safe from meWell it makes sure, we'll seeBut I won't get any royaltiesStill I ask my label pretty pleaseOoh oooh for just another day in parodiesI'm a big starNew carsNever thought I'd take a joke this farAt the CMA's I sit besideGarth Brooks and his ex-wifeBut lately seems likeI catch hell for every song I writeFunny videos I've done a fewMaking people laugh is all I wanna doBut last might I had a bad dreamCMT banned meGAC canned meThey won't play no more comedyWell lawsuits legaleseIt's just another day in parodiesBut there's nothing else I can really singI'll take one of Faith's Two of Tim'sI always have good luck with themThat's my very own recipeOooFor just another day in parodiesIf Shania Twain's mad at meIt's just another day in parodiesBut deep down she want to be Cledus TCha-ching, cha-chingI wish the cash register would ringOh I bet that Weird Al would agreeOooIt's just another day in parodiesIt's just another day in parodies
