Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie Lyrics
Martie, Emily & NatalieThey come off sounding pretty pompous, each time they open their mouthYou can't believe it when you hear it, what they let come rollin' outDon't know why they're so super-hateful, ain't like they've got it so badIf they'd do more singin' and less talkin' I think we'd all be gladSingin' 'bout NatalieAdios Martie and EmilyThey think that they're too coolThe chicks no longer ruleAll country fans agreeNow they're threatenin' to quitLike we really give a (YEAH!)They say they're goin' popGarth, he tried and floppedBut we won't soon forgetMartie, Em and NatalieWas it the lack of nominations at this year's CMA's? (aww)That got them tradin' in their banjos for a drum machine and DJ'sNext thing you know they'll be on Soul Train out on the road with EminemThey'll put some bling-bling in their videos and we'll all make fun of them (laughter)Singin' 'bout NatalieAdios Martie and EmilyThe only folks in lineAre holding picket signsAnd burning Chicks CDsWasn't it a sight to seeThem posing ***** on a magazineNow everybody knowsThey're overexposedIf you know what I meanMartie, Em and NatalieSo go load up your tour bus and pull on out'Cause your careers may soon be doneYou bunch of multi-platinum jackass millionairesHey, hey, rock 'n' roll, here they come!Singin' 'bout NatalieAdios Martie and EmilyWe hate to see you leaveWhy can't we be friendsPlease don't be mad at meMartie, Em and NatalieSee ya later NatalieYou are the weakest link. Goodbye.
