Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready Lyrics
Parody of Little Bitty by Alan Jackson (Tom T. Hall) Halfnote Music (BMI)New lyrics by Richard FaganCledus T. Judd If Music, Inc. (ASCAP)Cledus Crap AnthemsLa-Po Music, Inc. (SESAC)Uh...I met Shania Twain and I met ol Tim McGrawBilly Ray Cyrus and little David BallA little bit of luck and my life will be completeThere's a little bitty blonde that I'd really want to meetI sure like Mindy McCreadyStart pumpin iron and a-eatin my WheatiesGot to get in shapeIf I want to get a dateBut first I gotta lose a little bit of weightMINDYMy little bitty sweetie in her little nighty gownA litty bitty kiss and I'd probably come unwoundI love to watch her dance and I like to watch her singWant a little better look at her belly button ringI sure like Mindy McCreadyTake a little ride down to Panama CityJust the two of us on her little bitty busWith a whole lot of love and whole lot of lustMC CREADYI work a little job for a crummy little checkHeck I'd trade it all for a hug around the neckPaid a lot of hope for my little bitty schemeCause I could never fit in her litte bitty jeansI'm a good old boy she's a pretty little girlWish I had a chance to rock her little bitty worldI'm a little bit insane cause I love her somethin fierceGonna go and get my big old belly button piercedUGHI'd sure like to meet Mindy McCreadyGive me half a chance and buddy yes indeed-yGuys do it all the time I'd better get in lineBetter go and buy her some of Deana Carter's wineI sure love Mindy McCreadyStart pumpin iron and a-eatin my WheatiesGot to get in shapeIf I want to get a dateB
