Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver Lyrics
Parody of "Me Neither" by Brad Paisley (Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Chris Dubois) EMI April Music, Inc, on behalf of itself of itself and Sea Gayle Music (ASCAP)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Dennis Gardiner, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)/Darin Gardiner Publishing designeeI've been known to lay hereAnd watch TV all nightFlippin through the channelsBut can't find the thing I likeWhat happened to my favorite showsWhere they went I'd like to knowBut right now what I need most in my life'sMore BeaverWally, Ward, and JuneThem there CleaversNothin' else'll doSeinfeld's awful funnyHome Improvement's kind of coolBut what I'd really like to seeOn my TV'sMore BeaverNow Nick At Nite done brought them good ol' shows back from the pastMy Three Sons and Happy Days are here again at lastThem Technicolor, black and whitesI Dream Of Genie day and nightThe only thing that I like more than M*A*S*H isMore BeaverSee him and Wally fight"Why hello Mrs. Cleaver..."Eddie Haskell's so politeI've seen every episodeA hundred times or more I know,One thing you can't get too much of in life'sMore BeaverThat never hurt no one,I've been watchin'Ever since that I was young.Now each night when I go to bedI turn on the TV instead.My wife will tell you just how much I loveMore Beaver(spoken)Ladies and gentlemen Brad Paisley on lead guitarBet you can't play the pianerThat's why he's nominated for entertainer of the yearTALENTI bet you $5 you can't play a fiddleUh...would you take $3.50...us sorryGive me that guitar, I'll show you how to play itYEAHThanks for showing me that lick there Fred...More beaverY'all thought that I was doneGonna keep on singingI'm having too much funThis here is just a silly songAnd I hope that y'all don't take it wrongDo you think I'm ever gonna get me some???Me neither.
