Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off Lyrics
Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware storeand give the secret knock on the private stockroom doorgood ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card studhot lookin' womenice cold sudsthis blonde was playin' pokershe was on a rollI sat down beside her with my ace in the holeI had to draw a jack to winwith a stright ace highbut win I drew that cardI kissed that pot goodbyecause Im one jack offhere in my handI got an ace, a king, a queen, and a ten andnow Im in a jamI was doin' fine till I pulled that ninethats win I went softI was temptin fate with an ace high strightbut Im one jack offIve played with this deck so long its messin' with my mindIve heard it said to much of this it can make a man go blindI can't let her beat me but I aint got a prayerIm sure shes got a real good handI see shes got a pairI stared accross the tablehopin' that she callsthen when she raised mewell I dang near lost it allI tried to pull it out figurin' Id bluffbut win I showed her what I hadshe said to bad your one jack offIm just one jack offaint that greatshe said nice try but nine, ten, queen, king, ace dont make a strightI said how about another roundshe said adie up there hossshe took all my moneyand Im still one jack offIm one jack offjust my luckshe won my favorite pair of cowboy bootsand the pink slip to my truckI knew Id have to come again next weekto get back what I lostthats the story of my lifeits seems Im always one jack offthats rightone jack off
