Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman Lyrics
Paycheck Womanby Cledus T. JuddBipolar and ProudWell the last thing I need, is a lazy housewifeIf your gonna lay around and sleep all dayYou better work third shift a nightIn a carpet mill or a truck stopEven if its for minimum wageOh you can get yourself some pastiesAnd get up there on that stageNow the Baptist look down on youBut dont listen to their lipCause you can dance neked on a big brass pollAs long as youre making tipsCause I want a paycheck woman dont want no welfare broadAll the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all a jobYou better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get homeYou cant sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day longSo heres to all my brothers out there pulling down O.T.Ah let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah)Employee discounts, well their real niceI hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart can get fishing lures half priceAint that sexy really sexy when a woman saves moneyAnd what really turns me on is a two income familySo even if its part time bagging groceries at the storeYou better get out there and punch that clockCause Im sick of being poorCause I want a paycheck woman dont want no welfare broadAll the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all a jobYou better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get homeYou cant lay there eating Bon Bons while I work hard all week longSo heres to all the woman who think money grows on treesAh let me get a big hell no, from the working mens like me Hell no (Hell no)I want a paycheck woman dont want no welfare broadAll the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all a jobYou better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get homeYou cant sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day longSo heres to all my brothers out there putting in fortyAh let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah)Hell yah (Hell yah) (Hell yah)
