Cledus T. Judd - Plow Boy Lyrics
Parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock (Robert "Kid Rock" Ritchie/John Travis/Matthew Schafer/James K.Trombly) Warner-Timberlane Publishing Corp./Thirty Two Mile Music/Gaje Music (BMI)/Cradle The Balls (ASCAP)/Squamosal Music (BMI)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)(Spoken)Hand me that balloon right thereBoy I used to love to do this when I was a kidWatch this Hey watch this girlPlowboy, ain't that funny, plowboy(Sounds of a horse going neigh)(Sung)(1st Verse)Well I'm a packing up my truck and I' m a head down southWhere real men packa lips with dips in their mouthStart a moonshine steal sleep in a tentbuy some cheap livestock find some land to rentThen I'm a Cledus T. it up and down the farmWith a couple of barns a baby calf in my armsYou know I hate to brag but I'll be tilling the mostRun a barbwire fence from post to postKeep shells in my gun, Deer heads on my wallsLive out in the sticks and wear overallswhy because I wannaFind me a home in a cow town baby Where the buffalo roamread the farmers almanac for all the right reasonsMake sure my crop is the top of next seasonCledus T. is a farming freakazoidYeah I'm heading down south suckaBecause I wanna be a plowboy baby(With my upraised hat on my john deer tractor)Plowboy baby(Redman pouch for the chewing tobaccer)Plowboy baby(Sleeping at night cause I work all day)Plowboy baby(You can smell my pigs from a mile away)(2nd Verse)I bet you'll hear my rooster crowing when the day beginsHe goes..(Sounds of a rooster crowing)In lust for a henHome schooling, home fries, good homemade wineWell harvest the fields(But not before its time)Plant peas, and beans, green beans and riceHaul manure from the barn to fertilizeAnd if the price is right I'm gonna sell my hay boyAnd let G-E-O-R-G-I-A know why they calling me the Plowboy baby(With my truck locked down in a four wheel drive)Plowboy baby(Living like a king in a single wide)Plowboy baby(Sleeping at night and bushhoging all day)Plowboy baby(Thank god for Willie Nelson and Farm Aid)(3rd Verse)YEAH... Cledus T. you can call me a hickThe only woman for me is a Dixie ChickI got two billy goats week 'fore lastTill my snapper gets fixed They'll be cuttin' my grassBack hoeing, scare crowing, shoeing my horseYou know a horse is a horse(Of Course, Of Course)Screws up the spread gotta make it look rightI gonna paint my barn red and paint my fence white UH!Find dayus, calm and toe tomatoesIrrigate some ground for my sweet potatoesDrink wine makers, storm like QuakersGot no love for you vegetable hatersHow I'm gonna buy my seedSell my soul to the seed and feedMy dog is green just like my hay bailAin't no chickens in my yard keep em all in my trailerDog named old yeller cut through a stickI'd slop my hog but I(Already feed it)I'm picking off ticks, scratching poison oakBut I keep on sucking thanks to calamine lotion(Plowboy)got a 4230 with my diesal whining(Plowboy)spend all my time on a big combine(plowboy)Praying at night it'll rain some day(Plowboy)You can smell my pigs from a mile away(Plowboy)Got my crop laid out and the sunshine shining(Plowboy)Got an old tin steel with my moonshine shining(Plowboy)You can smell my swine
