Cledus T. Judd - Psychic To The Stars Lyrics
Cledus T. JuddFreddy WellerBruce Burch, Cledus Crap AnthemsLa-Po Music, Inc (SESAC)Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)Care TakerForay Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC)I was starin a hole through CMTWatchin everybody else who'd been waitin for meI thought by now I'd been a household nameAfter all I had If Shania was mineAnd though Bigger Than the Beatles got played all the timeThem funny videos why there's my claim to fameNow all of a sudden there's a slew of comediansFoxworthyÂ…Bill Engvall and back comes Ray StevensFolks right there's some real competitionI started getting a little bit paranoidHeck if this keeps up I'll be unemployedThen out of the blue it came to me in a visionCHORUSNow I'm the psychic to the starsThey call me up from wherever they areI'm always over-bookedLord my phone rings off the hookI'm the psychic to the starsHa haI told Tim and Faith they ought to tie the knotWhy you think Deana Carter's so hotBoy I'd shave my legs for a sip of that Strawberry WineWhen Mindy McCready's on my caller IDI'd take her call immediatelyTen Thousand Angels couldn't get me off of that lineGarth Brooks called dang near a hundred timesBut I was too busy consultin' Leann RimesTrying to predict the number of albums she soldÂ…last nightI had Brooks
