Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin Me Ed Lyrics
Cledus T. JuddVern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)Music Genesis(ASCAP)Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the mail?He-he-he, got a letter from Ed.What's it say?I don't know. D'you get one?Well, open it up!He-hahahahahahaha!...Open it.I quit my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacationAll I gotta do now is sit back and wait'll my notificationYou see, old Ed, he's a friend of mine, and he writes me once a weekSends me my very own winnin' numbersI'm practically on easy streetWell, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better'n everybody elseI'm sure he's been tryin' to reach me,But uh, I've been out on tour with Garth Brooks. He-heheheheNow, you might think pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gunBut hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I may've already won!Quit teasin me Ed...Quit teasin me EdMy kids need to be fed...My kids need to be fedI believed what you said...I believed what you saidQuit teasin' me EdYou promised me wealth...You promised me wealthAnd a new Dodge Stealth...And a new Dodge StealthI'll check the mailbox 'til I'm dead...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm deadQuit teasin' me EdThey say the odds are again' meBut I got my own little schemeInstead of just one or two, I order All the magazines!I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Good Housekeepin', and Popular MechanicsI even got bored one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics!Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and I'll never be on Star SearchBut if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm gonn
