Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable Lyrics
She's so squeezablePlease-able,UnbreakableShe's inflatable!She's an arm full of sex-appealCan't wait until I get her homeYeahShe's incapableOf being difficultDown to earth-ableBiodegradableShania TwainAin't got a dad blang thingOn my tease-ableSqueezablePlease-ableShe's inflatableFolks think I'm full of bologna (baloney)I'm never lonelyNever thought I could buy someone notFlammableAir brain-ableRecyclableNo I ain't full of bullDidn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thingIt made my mama cryWhen we ran off one nightAnd caught a Vegas flightAnd I made her mom whineShe blew her mouth still when I gave her a ringMy flexiblePatch-ableWashableYeah inflatable!(Oh dang lady, you give a brand new definition of taking a man's breath away)Makes me feel so proud that I'm her fellerI'd never sell herPeople get your mind out of the motha fukingutterShe's blonde-head-ableRe-head-ableRemedableInterchange-ableI didn't need a down paymentOn that pretty little plastic thingShe's incapableOf being difficultDown to earth-ableBiodegradableShe blew her mouth still when I gave her a ringMy please-ablePatchableWashableBio-degradableAir-brain-ableSqueezableWashableShe's inflatableThat Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables
