Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Blackmail Man Lyrics
I'm and Irish cripple, a Scottish jewI'm the blackmail manA raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoeI'm the blackmail manI'm a dead fish coon, a pikey GreekI'm the blackmail manA silvery spoon, a bubble and squeakI'm the blackmail manWell, I'm the blackmail man and I know what you doEvery one of you, I'm the blackmail manYou make me sick, make me Tom and dickI'll put the black on youCause I'm the blackmail manBlackmail manI'm a Paki, Chink a half-*****ed ponceI'm the blackmail manA tiddly -wink, a Charlie RonceI'm a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunkI'm the blackmail manA paraffin lamp, an elephants trunkI'm the blackmail manI'm the blackmail man and I think you stinkYou pen an ink, blackmail manI hate your guts, your Newington ButtsI'll put the black on youCause I'm the blackmail manHampton wick, Parrafin lampFraiser and Nash, Pony and trapBlackmail manUp you harris, in your minceHamptons don't leave fingerprintsI am the blackmail manI'm the blackmail man and I think you stinkYou pen an ink, blackmail manI hate your guts, your Newington ButtsI'll put the black on youCause I'm the blackmail man