Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Blockheads Lyrics
You must have seen parties of BlockheadsWith blotched and lagered skinBlockheads with food particles in their teethWhat a horrible state they're inThey've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vestsShoes like dead pigs' nosesCornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousersA mouth what never closesYou must have seen Blockheads in raucous teamsDressed up after workWho screw their poor old EileensGet sloshed and go berserkRotary accessory watchesHire-purchase signet ringsA beauty to the bully boysNo lonely vestige clingsWhy bother at all about Blockheads?Why shouldn't they do as they please?You know if it came to a brainy gameYou could baffle a Blockhead with easeHow would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?Or pissing in your swimming pool?Bigger brained Blockheads often acquireBlack and orange carsPremature ejaculation driversTheir soft-top's got roll-bars'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads'Go on, stick it where it hurts'Their shapeless haircuts don't enhanceTheir ghastly patterned shirtsWhy bother at all about Blockheads?Superior as you areYou're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mindA Blockhead can't think very farImagine finding one in your laundry basketBanging nails in your big black dogWhy bother at all about Blockheads?Why should you care what they do?Cos after all is said and doneYou're a Blockhead tooBlockheadsBlockheadsBlockheads(oi oi)Blockheads(oi, oi)...
