Lazy Boy - Facts Of Life Lyrics
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it isthe bare facts of the life we liveThis is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it isThese are the facts of the life that we liveThis is who we areBare facts of the life we liveThis is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...so help me godDid you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parentsThe average person swallows 8 spiders in a yearCannabis is the most widely abused drug in the worldThe average person laughs 13 times a dayElvis was originally blondeThe average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years oldThe average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcisedEskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexuall experienceDid you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is- the bare facts of the life we liveThis is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it isThese are the facts of the life that we liveThis is who we areBare facts of the life we liveThis is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster then an ambulance in Great Britian96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongueThe 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the recordfor being the most stolen book in the public librariesButterflies taste with their feet5% of the population is gayThe worlds best known word is 'okay',the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongueCharles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because aRussian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feetOnly one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:the IKEA-catalogueThis is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is- the bare facts of the life we liveThis is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it isThese are the facts of the life that we liveThis is who we areThe facts of the life we liveThis is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's lifeIn 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.today we are 6 billion people.(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudistsMore people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleepDid you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.unfortunately it got stolen.This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it isYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it isYeah, yeah...This is who we areBare facts of the live we liveThis is who we are, this is what we doThis is who we are, this is what we doso help me God
