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  • You can cut to the chase
  • And you know its okay
  • Coz we only read the headlines
  • We only read the headlines
  • Baby get to the point
  • And quit the full play
  • We only read the headlines
  • We only read the headlines anyways
  • 54% of bank robberies take place on a Friday
  • Women blink nearly twice as much as men
  • Elvis never ever gave an encore
  • The number of wars fought between countries
  • That both have at least one McDonalds is zero
  • Every 5 minutes an area of rainforest the size of a foot ball field
  • Is eliminated
  • Women who read romance novels
  • Have sex twice as often as those who don’t
  • Did you know?
  • A can of diet coke will float in water
  • While a can of regular coke will sink
  • The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia
  • Because one of its stars was a pig
  • Males on average think about sex
  • Every 7 seconds
  • More than 50% of the people in the world have never made
  • Or received a telephone call
  • Syphilis has risen 500% in the last six years in London
  • Why is it that everybody seems to get older?
  • Except for Cliff Richard
  • You can cut to the chase
  • And you know its okay
  • Coz we only read the headlines
  • We only read the headlines
  • Baby get to the point
  • And quit the full play
  • We only read the headlines
  • We only read the headlines anyways
  • 1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia
  • According to several sources
  • Dr. Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation
  • When he made cornflakes
  • Women are 30% more active during a full moon
  • Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership
  • In every single episode of Seinfeld
  • There’s a superman in at least one scene somewhere
  • If you weighed all the animals in the world
  • Hens would be 10% of the total weight
  • In Minnesota there’s a law
  • That prevents men from having sex with living fish
  • Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute
  • Humans and dolphins are the only species
  • That has sex for pleasure
  • Danny deVito is taller than Dolly Parton
  • You can cut to the chase
  • And you know its okay
  • Coz we only read the headlines
  • We only read the headlines
  • In the papers on the news
  • Heavens heard there’s no excuse
  • In formations everywhere
  • All you need to know is right here
  • It’s possible to attend your own funeral
  • Because the human brain continues to send out electrical wave signals
  • For up to 37hours following death
  • We only read the headlines
  • We only read the headlines
  • We only read the headlines
  • You can cut to the chase
  • And you know its okay
  • Coz we only read the headlines
  • We only read the headlines
  • Baby get to the point
  • And quit the full play
  • We only read the headlines
  • We only read the headlines anyways

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