Lazy Boy - The Manual (Chapter 4) Lyrics
The warmest welcome to everybody reading the manualThe manual gives you the basic informationThe ingredients and the six step easy to follow guidePlease pay attention to the useful guide and the helpful tipsAs we lead you throughIngredientsYou needA small piece of thick paper as a mouth pieceThe most common is to use the top sideFrom a hard top cigarette packYou need large size rolling papersOne of the best brands on the market is smokingBecause their rolling papers are very thinAnd are the perfect sizeYou needTobaccoThe finest tobacco is hand rolling tobaccoBut a second possibilityIs to use the tobacco from a normal cigaretteYou needPot, grass, ganja, marijuanaIt has various namesBut they all refer to the following three main typesWeed, weed is the bud from hemp plantsThe effect is usually uplifting and mellowHash, hash is the pressed pollens and resins of the marijuana plantYou will experience a more relaxed feelingAnd a stronger effect than weedSkunk, skunk is the artificially grown hemp plantAnd is usually the strongest of the threeThere are different ways to make a jointBut we have produced this six stepEasy to follow guideOne, if you have hash you need to heat it and crumble itIf its weed, you need to remove the seeds firstAnd then crumble it as wellTwo, roll the mouth pieceFold the end of the paper three timesAnd then roll it in to a cylindrical formThree, take the rolling paperAnd hold it with the gum side on top away from youFour, now mix the weed, skunk or hash with the tobaccoOn the rolling paperA good mix makes the joint burn nice and smoothBut be carefulHalf a gram is enough to get four people stonedIf your beginnersFive, begin rollingPlace the mouth piece in one end of the rolling paperThen start rolling from the middle going out wardsLet your thumbs do the walkingAnd try to give support and pressure with your for fingersSix, wet the glue and seal the jointNow you have a jointIts up to you what you want to do with it
