Mel Cooleys - Doug Engaged Lyrics
Doug doesn't call anymoreHe's wearing a ring that inhibits his dialingAnd this time he really seems sureAll calm and contentAll that drooling and smilingEveryone knows that a romance is great(Cupid take aim at the couple ascending)But everyone knows that the tree isn't straightIf the roots were all formedWith habitual bendingDoug doesn't call anymoreHe fell into love but he couldn't stop fallingAnd maybe he stopped keeping scoreMaybe he's stubborn or maybe he's stallingAnd everyone follows a poetic theme(And the fork of the path that is usually taken)But everyone knows at the end of a dreamThere's a hell of chance that you'll finally awakenTie the knot, DougTie it tighterSeal the package with a kissOpen wide, DougOpen widerSomething might still come from thisDoug in stepDoug inspiredDoug uncoveredDoug unstagedDoug releasedDoug retiredDoug enlightenedDoug engagedDoug doesn't call anymoreMr. and Mrs., a powerful mixtureAnd now that he's safe and secureHe doesn't need anyone clouding the picture andEveryone knows that behind a great manThere's a women of strengthWith a great constitutionBut everyone knows it's an unnatural planTo be locked up inside of an old institutionTie the knot, DougTie it tighterPay the rabbi, pay the priestSee the sights, DougSee the spiderMates for life then starts to feastDoug revealedDoug rememberedDoug undauntedDoug uncagedDoug de-clawedDoug dismemberedDoug encumberedDoug engagedHere's a toast to wedded blissHer
