Mel Cooleys - Little Skipper Lyrics
Little Skipper's got a brand new boyfriendFound him out in aisle number twoStuck between the scrabble and the twisterAll dressed up with nothing else to doAnd Barbie's tryin' to keep from feeling jealousLittle sister's got an older manComes to town with action-packed accessoriesTo teach her to be flexible and standLittle Skipper's got a brand new boyfriendShowed up on the shelf like some mirageReady for a sun 'n fun adventureWith tons of khaki green and camouflageAnd Barbie never had her choice of fellasNow Skipper's moving up from boys to menFound a muscle-mannikin to relishSomeone who could rip the arms off KenGI Joe's got shore leaveAnd Joe's got cash to spareJoe brings pearls from foreign worldsFor girls with plastic hairGI Joe's got shore leaveAnd Joe's got friends in townJoe's got glands and moving handsAnd plans to settle downLittle Skipper's got a brand new boyfriendShe keeps an extra six-pack in the fridgeStole the keys to Barbie's Country CamperTo hit the beach with Alan, Joe and MidgeAnd Barbie's always dreamed of being rebelliousBut doesn't have the heart to break the moldLittle sister's sending off the soldiersShe has no reputation to upholdGI Joe's got shore leaveAnd Joe spares no expenseJoe wants girls with painted curlsAnd worlds of fashion senseGI Joe's got shore leaveHe's got an itch to scratchGI Joe's got girls who poseIn clothes that always matchAnd Skipper wants to dress herself in leatherBut Skipper needs assistance to unzipJoe is armed and ready, willing, ableWith his trusty hand-grenade and kung-
