Mel Cooleys - Doug's First Date Lyrics
Doug pets his dogDog watches DougDog feels the stressDoug gives dog boneDog sniffs his buttWhile Doug gets dressedDog seems impressedWith Doug's cologneDoug feeds his fishFish don't do shitFish don't play fetchDoug hates fish soFish hides in fernWhile Doug has fitsFish don't do shitFish got to goFirst you're bornThen you walkThen you boy scoutThen you driveThen you drinkThen you leaveThen you marryThen you dieDoug calls to MomMom checks his tieMom checks his breathDoug looks so youngMom gives Doug cashWhile Doug shifts weightMom hates first datesMom bites her tongueFirst a flickerThen a flameThen an emberThen an ashTake the cash, DougTake the cashShe's a lovely girlShe's a lovely girlSuch a lovely girlDoug greets his dogDog smiles at DougDog feels reliefDoug fills dog's dishDog settles inWhile Doug finds boneDog's glad Doug's homeDog, Mom, Doug, FishFirst an acornThen a treeThen an acornThen a treeThen an acornThen a treeThen an acornThen a tree
