Adam Kay - Natural State Lyrics
A couple of weeks ago nowThe kids had a big surprise.They turned on the cartoon networkAnd couldn’t believe their eyes.The animals on the cartoonsHave left the screens and escapedThey wandered the streets and they hadAdopted their natural states.Wasn’t it grand?Wasn’t it great?When the cartoonsAll went to assumeTheir natural stateMickey Mouse felt his vertebrae snapWith his head caught in a trap,Eating the cheeseAnd full of diseaseIn his natural state.The day they just all discardedTheir anthropomorphic ways.They burst out the TV sets andThey changed the way they behaved.Ermintrude the Cow was sorryWhen back in her natural state,Cos Damien Hurst had sliced herAnd put her up in the Tate.Their natural state,Their natural state.Don’t be upsetBut most of them metA grizzly fate.Bugs Bunny spent his very last dayIn laboratoire GarnierFeeling a bit crossTesting out lip glossIn his natural state.His natural state.And Earthworm JimFound himself inA fisherman’s bait.Peter Rabbit and his friendsGot hit by Mercedes BenzLike Mr ToadFound dead on the roadIn his natural state.His natural stateSome of our friendsMet quite sticky endsOn restaurant plates.Daffy Duck met the end to his daysWith an aromatic glaze,Nice crispy skinAnd topped with Hoi SinIn his natural state.They wound up beaten,Chopped up and eatenIn their natural state.Each cartoon critterCooked in a fritter;Each animationFried up like baconWhen the cartoonsWent to assumeTheir natural state.
