Shane Dawson - Douche Bag Lyrics
You're falling for a douche bag douche ba-ag x2D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3D-bag douche bag.D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3D-bag douche bag.He takes longer then you to get ready.He shaves his legs but swears he is not gay.He lotions up other girls at the beach.Romantic night for him is chucke cheese.Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2He let you down, let you down down.Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2Tell you to lose some poundsLose some pound-pounds[Chorus]He always makes you crySo girl don't be suprisedCuz you're falling for a douche bag, babyYou hope that he will change,But he'll just stay the sameCuz you're falling for a douche bag, babyYou're falling for a douche bag, douche ba-ag.Yeah.He said excuse for a manWho gets his tan from a canAnd words tattoo on his handCuz he's so cool(Dude, I'm so cool)He makes you massage his feetHis dogs, it's in the front seatHis farts are never discreteAnd he will always be a tool.I wanna love youYou know I would do anything for youI wanna help youBut you just keep on letting him hurt youHe'll hurt you.[Chorus]D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3D-bag douche bag.
