Shane Dawson - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Spoof) Lyrics
Taylor, I think we need to talkAbout what?Maybe you and me should take a breakWho is she?There's no-one else, I just need some space***** you, I will make you payWhat?!I'm gonna add you to my 'Shit List'What list?I'm gonna write a song about your baby dickIt's averageI'm gonna cry and Tweet a picI'll say, "He cheated, then dumped meHash-tag TeamTayTay."Ooh ooh ooh ooh oohSong about you will go number one andOoh ooh ooh ooh oohTween girls will sing, "baby dick, baby dick."You should never ever, ever break up with Taylor.You got herpies, herpies, herpies, just thank John Mayer.I *****ed Jake and I *****ed JoeAnd I *****ed Zac Efron. (Allegedly!)You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.I see you found yourselfA new whore, whore.Good thing I broughtMy friend chloroform.You will never ever, ever escape my cellarYou will be tortured, tortured, tortured and I’ll have no mercy.Policemans are my biggest fans so they’ll never arrest me.You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.You got your ass kicked, ass kicked, ass kicked by a blond girl.You're such a *****, *****, *****, I can’t believe I *****ed you.I’m tired of these gay actor guys, it’s time for a Kennedy. (Allegedly!)You should never ever, ever, ever ***** with Taylor
